(Source: a-tale-of-two-comics)
(Source: roof-sleepers, via legolas-and-gimli-blog)
(Source: slaughteringbunnies)
me: i can’t come to class today
professor: why’s that?
me: i have to attend a funeral
prof: i’m so sorry, may i ask whose
me: mine bitch
(Source: jaredletohassexyasshair)
(Source: beethovensbrat)
Millard and Jacob: *Does something stupid and the room is a complete mess
Bronwyn: *Tries to enter room
Millard: NO NO! DONT COME IN!
*Slams door nervously*
Millard: Um…um… Jacob’s naked!…
Bronwyn: WHAT?!
Jacob whispering: What?
Millard whispering to Jacob: Well I can’t say that I’m naked because she’s allowed to see me naked!
Jacob whisper yelling: Why does anybody have to be naked?!
Bronwyn: Why is Jacob naked?
Jacob: I…Um…Had to show him something
Bronwyn: naked?
Jacob: Yeah… It’s a guy problem
Millard: *holds back chuckle*
Bronwyn: Is that the same thing Millard had?
Millard: *freaks out
Millard: Just-just come back later and we’ll get this all sorted out!
Bronwyn: ….Okay. Hey listen, there’s still some of Millard’s medicine under the sink in the bathroom
Millard still freaking out: BYE!BYE!
Bronwyn: …Alright bye
Millard: *sighs* thank god
*Turns around and tries to figure out how to fix this mess*
Jacob:
Millard:
Jacob: …Dude what’d ya have?
Darcy, whispering: I really want to kiss you.
Lizzie: Pardon, sir?
Darcy, panicking: I said if you die I won’t miss you.